Egg Rolls

“You never put your purse on the floor’" my colleague says to me one day. I explain to her that it’s a West Indian thing. If you put your purse on the floor your money will run out the door..

She replies with surprise, “Oh you’re West Indian, I didn’t know that. What does that mean exactly?”

“My father’s family is Jamaican Chinese”

She looks me dead in my face, laughs and says, “So does that mean you know how to make egg rolls?”

Author: Anonymous